Lindsay Lohan Is A High-Class Escort, Says Her Father

  • Michael Lohan has slithered out of his hole to announce to the world Lindsay is paying her bills as a high-class escort, servicing gentlemen as varied as Brunei royalty and the Spanish painter Domingo Zapata. “She is getting paid to date rich men,” Michael Lohan told Star, accusing his ex-wife Dina Lohan of pimping LiLo out. Other “insiders” say Lindsay is given jewelry and gifts and gets taken on expensive vacations by her clients. This doesn’t sound too much like the free shit most celebrities are enjoying anyway, no? [Radar Online]
  • Oh, also, Lindz has been banned from staying at W Hotels in New York City after trashing a suite and causing $50,000 worth of damage. [PopBytes]
  • Check out the trailer for a new Lifetime original movie “Betty & Coretta,” about Betty Shabazz and Coretta Scott King, the wives of Malcolm X and Martin Luther King, Jr. [Madame Noire]
  • “Alias” actor Vincent Garber just came out of the closet. The Internet unanimously agrees his partner Rainer Andreesen is the hottest man we’ve ever seen. [The Gloss]

  • Fake a Facebook girlfriend for just $39.99 with this Brazilian web site. [HyperVocal]
  • Why men need to stop hating on “Girls” star Lena Dunham. [AskMen]
  • Tina Fey and Alec Baldwin half-lament, half-celebrate the end of “30 Rock.” [Rolling Stone]
  • The Girl Scouts new cookie is packed with vitamins — and still not particularly healthy. It is called a “cookie,” after all. [Yahoo]
  • Meet your (possible) new Wonder Woman! [DC Women Kicking Ass]
  • Tales of an Australian brothel receptionist. [Nerve]
  • “American Horror Story,” “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo” and “Cloud Atlas” are among the Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation media award nominees for their respectful portrayals of lesbians and gays. [Queerty]
  • Conrad Bain, the actor who played Mr. Drummond on “Diff’rent Strokes,” died yesterday at 89. [Stupid Celebrities]

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