A List Of Things A Man Could Hide Under His Laughably Outsized DSquared Bowler Hat

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Let’s take a few guesses as to what this model, walking the DSquared runway at Pitti Uomo, might have stored underneath his bulbous headwear, shall we?

  1. A monkey
  2. A passel of oranges
  3. A copy of Neil Strauss’s The Game
  4. A framed photo of his mother
  5. A personal pan pizza
  6. A collection of Beanie Babies
  7. The model’s latest origami project
  8. A shower caddy
  9. A smaller hat

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