RIP Love: Kelly Hildebrandt Is Divorcing Kelly Hildebrandt

I already kind of suspected love was dead, but now, I know it to be true. I’m sorry, allow me to be more specific about the cause of my angst. Remember that couple with the same name who met on Facebook and ended up getting married back in 2009? Yes, Kelly Hildebrandt(s)! Well they’ve just announced that they are divorcing, citing “irreconcilable differences.” NOOOOOOOOO!

“We gave it our best shot,” the male Kelly Hildebrandt said. “She’s a Florida girl, and I’m a Texas guy … We really did come from pretty different worlds.”

Wait a minute. Were those were the irreconcilable differences? Being from different states? Really, Kelly Hildebrant(s)? That’s pathetic! You have the same name! Make it work for God’s sake! In the name of narcissism! Your divorce is not permitted. [NY Daily News]