Destiny’s Child Releasing New Song, “Nuclear,” On January 29

  • Destiny’s Child is releasing new music! Beyoncé, Kelly Rowland and Michelle Williams are dropping a new track, “Nuclear,” in a compilation of their music called Love Songs which comes out January 29. Anyone else pumped for the “Say My Name” remix? [Evil Beet GossipTelegraph UK]
  • A new Tina Fey “Seven Minutes In Heaven”! [The Mary Sue]
  • A new book on Scientology claims that leader David Miscavige called Nicole Kidman a “gold digger” who faked her religious conversion to be with Tom Cruise. (Scientology leaders are denying Miscavige ever said such a thing.) The book also claims that Kidman helped pick out Katie Holmes as Cruise’s next wife. [Daily Mail UK, Celeb Dirty Laundry]

  • You’ll be able to watch the new episodes for “Arrested Development” in any particular order, because season four isn’t going to have a plot. [The Wrap]
  • Kate Middleton’s family is selling royal baby shower partyware through their party supply company, Party Pieces. Cha-ching! [The Gloss]
  • Eddie Cibrian might be cheating on LeAnn Rimes with a former mistress, which would be keeping with the theme of these people’s lives being  an utter and complete shitshow. [Evil Beet Gossip]
  • Rules of sleeping with a bartender. [Betty Confidential]
  • Kate Middleton’s official portrait is kind of a dud. [Celeb Dirty Laundry]
  • Stop what you’re doing and listen to Brad Paisley’s new song “The Ballad Of Honey Boo Boo.” [The Stir]
  • Oh, diss … Max George from The Wanted says Lindsay Lohan was “good to party with” but “there’s definitely not going to be any babies on the horizon.” [The Sun UK]

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