Well, it’s been nice knowing you, but seeing as the rapper Shawty Lo now has a reality TV special featuring himself and his 10 babymamas, it’s pretty clear the endtimes are here. Shawty, real name Carlos Walker, will have an upcoming special on — you guessed it — Oxygen. Apparently three of the 10 babymamas have opted out of the show, but that still leaves…
- E’Creia, 29, “First Lady Baby Mama“
- Angela, 32, the “Fighter Baby Mama“
- Amanda, 34, the “Jealous Baby Mama“
- Sujuan, 36, the “Wanna-be Bougie Baby Mama“
- Tamara, the “No-Drama Baby Mama,
- Serena, the “Shady Baby Mama“,
- Liana aka Pebbles, the “Baby Mama From Hell“
And oh, did we mention that Shawty currently has a 19-year-old girlfriend who will also be on the show? Her name is Ashlin, and she’s a year younger than his oldest child.
Says the press release:
This bold new series shows every second of the drama-filled lives surrounding a unique “modern” family unit, as they navigate their financially and emotionally connected lives. As the household grows, sometimes so does the dysfunction, leaving the man of the house to split his affection multiple ways while trying to create order. With humor and heart, this dynamically linked family must find a way to all get along… but sharing your man with several opinionated women is bound to create issues. Will there be a conflict over a family holiday, who needs school supplies and who holds the household finance purse strings, or can these feisty babies’ mamas [Ed Note: UGH] band together and live peacefully as one family unit?
So wait: Is this babymamas or “Sister Wives”? Will you watch? I’ll be busy filling up my apocalypse bunker with canned goods and gently used copies of Us Weekly.