- If you think Kathy Griffin is going to apologize for trying to go down on Anderson Cooper on national television, you are sorely mistaken. [Evil Beet Gossip]
- The world’s worst classmates took a picture of a 16-year-old Oklahoma girl undressing in the locker room and circulated it online. [The Stir]
- Bradley Cooper and Zoe Saldana are done pretending to be in love. [NY Post]
- Baby riding a Roomba! Baby riding a Roomba! [Socialite Life]
- Hugh Hefner’s prenup stipulates his 26-year-old bride Crystal Harris must leave the Playboy Mansion in the event of his death/divorce. How romantic! [Newser]
- “The Real Housewives of Atlanta”‘s NeNe Leakes is back together with her ex-hubby Gregg Leakes and possibly engaged. [The Celebrity Cafe]
- Ashley Tisdale is joining Nicolas Cage in the big budget remake of the Christian-themed “Left Behind” movies, which imagines those left behind on Earth after the Rapture. [NYmag.com]
- Kelly Clarkson is flattered about those rumors she’s a lesbian because she gets hit on by “the hottest girls ever.” Lucky her. [VH1]
- Cosplayers offer tips on how not to be a convention creeper. [The Mary Sue]
- Today In Depressing News: there are twice as many law school graduates right now as there are available jobs in the legal profession. [Gawker]
- Signs you’re actually stoked to be single. Why, just this morning I was trying to persuade Ami to stop shaving her legs. (She refuses to stop.) [The Gloss]
- Relax, 14-year-old boys of America, Megan Fox is not dead — Twitter hoaxsters are just jerks. [Celeb Dirty Laundry]
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