The Internet Chooses Baby Names For Kimye

The Internet is super useful for a lot of things: getting directions to the nearest Chinese place; spending money on pants you don’t need and — if you’re Kanye West and Kim Kardashian, with a baby on the way — figuring out what to name your impending child. Over the weekend, Kimye inspired a Twitter hashtag: #KimyeBabyNames, and the Internet went wild coming up with ideas. Some of our favorites are after the jump…

Hahahaha. Red Ivy. Everybody knows Beyonce would cut a bitch that named her kid after Blue Ivy.

A surprising number of Twitterers suggested they name the child after Kim’s sex tape partner. You guys are sick.

Will Kimye use their baby name in order to publicize Kim’s store (with sisters Kourtney and Khloe) Dash? Probably.

And finally, the likelihood that Kanye will name the baby after himself? High.

What do you think Kim and Kanye should name the baaaaaaaaby? Tell us in the comments!