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Your Friskyscopes For The Week Of December 31, 2012-January 6, 2013

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Capricorn (December 22-January 19): 2012 had fairy tale moments, mashed with wrenching pain — and mostly all at once, but such is life. Now, it’s over. Luckily, you made it through, making you even more dynamic — and it comes just in time too, because 2013 will need you to pick up the pace once again — but only in the sweetest way. So, kiss off 2012 with style, because good times are coming. (Check out your 2013 astrology forecast here!)

Aquarius (January 20-February 19): You’ll feel in hot pursuit, with your pants practically feeling like they’re going to burn off you. Go with it! Express yourself sexually! Even if you aren’t with the one you love, love the one you’re with. After all, it isn’t about them. This week, it’s all about you. So, to feel your best, switch gears to ‘ME’ and enjoy the ride. (Check out your 2013 astrology forecast here!)

Pisces (February 20-March 20): The world made it and so did you, hooray! Time to celebrate! Make friendship a priority now and dive back into your social scene. If anything, this will mean several costume changes, as you’ll need versatility in your look, because there will be a wide array of personalities and places to escape into. Plus, dressing to impress will be your ticket beyond the velvet ropes. (Check out your 2013 astrology forecast here!)

Aries (March 21-April 19): Leave your head in the clouds, as there is no need to rush on anything. Your communication skills will be shot; you’ll be over all your friends, and as for love, you’ll be not so in the mood. In fact, rewind and start your new year next week. Sacrifice this one to the gods of slack, as it’s time to pay that due. Besides, it’ll happen no matter how hard you fight it, so just take it. (Check out your 2013 astrology forecast here!)

Taurus (April 20-May 20): Work, love, and family obligations will pull you in three different directions. While you’d love to please all three, it’s not possible. The worst part of it is that none of their ideas really appeal to you, making it get even messier. Whatever. It’s not your responsibility to fix everyone’s problems or placate to their absurdity. Words to live by! (Check out your 2013 astrology forecast here!)

Gemini (May 21-June 20): This week, love is magic, popping up in the strangest ways, and with the cutest twists. So, expect to make a decision about something near and dear to your heart. While deliberations can make you dizzy, do it, because even if that just means going through the motions, it will count for something. Taking a breath before you jump will give you extra mileage. (Check out your 2013 astrology forecast here!)

Cancer (June 21-July 22): You’ll be thinking of love in a much broader way this week and it could be one in which you make major strides with your boo. Big talks will happen and mutual understandings found. It’ll be one of those “Duh, I can’t believe that was so easy” times and you will see the scope of your psychodramas are really that insane. Win-win all around! (Check out your 2013 astrology forecast here!)

Leo (July 23-August 22): Your opinions won’t go over well in a group, so don’t stir up drama around people you have to be around, but don’t really want to be. It’s not like you hide your emotions well, as it’ll be obvious to those who know you that you aren’t so satisfied. However, instigating any arguments will wind up making you look like the brat, so save face and stay composed. (Check out your 2013 astrology forecast here!)

Virgo (August 23-September 22): Kill the lights, as you’ll be feeling a bit too modest to show off all your stuff. No matter, not everything has to be about the bells and whistles. It’s the end of the year and going out with a bang is cliché anyway. If you’re asleep before midnight, that would be a miracle, but it’s worth wishing anyway … in your perfect world. (Check out your 2013 astrology forecast here!)

Libra (September 23-October 22): Remember you like to get ahead of yourself a lot, thinking it’s going to prepare you, but you forget that method doesn’t work for you. Slow it down, as this is when you’re going to have to maneuver a bit more delicately to get what you want, as in step-by-step. Order exists for a reason in such matters, so respect it and practice it now. (Check out your 2013 astrology forecast here!)

Scorpio (October 23-November 21): Jump into the New Year with a plan, a big one — one that doesn’t involve anyone but you. Yes, time to add another super strength to your superhero repertoire, as this is a year when life is going to be taking some serious spins again, but being armed and ready will be what has you deflecting the bad and being able to get down with only the good. (Check out your 2013 astrology forecast here!)

Sagittarius (November 22-December 21): You’ll be riding high, feeling as if anything is possible, as the picture of where you want to go and what you want to do gets clearer and clearer every day. Of course, 2013 won’t all be like this week, which means get it while you can because there are a lot of demands that to make of yourself this year and if you don’t remember the rainbows, you will drown in the rain. (Check out your 2013 astrology forecast here!)

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