Keep Your Damn Car Off Richard Simmons’ Foot!

There is a reason why Richard Simmons has been a long-time hero of mine. (We sweated to the oldies together back when I was a fat kid.) Watch how Richard deals when a man in a Lexus runs over his foot. The man is a fucking king. I would have thrown a hissy (using that word purposefully because it was popular back in my Richard days). Was that man sleeping behind the wheel? Did he not see Richard’s hair? Long live King Simmons. [Dlisted]