Archive: Sep 2012

7 Classes That Sound Easy But Are Actually Really Hard

Making your schedule in college takes almost as much effort as writing a ten-page paper or studying for an exam. You have to make sure you get the classes you need, and they all need to be at certain times so there isn’t any overlap (we don’t have Time-Turners in muggle world). One of the hardest…

College Candy / September 27, 2012

Ke$ha’s Ghostly Romp & 7 Other Sexual Encounters Of The Third Kind

We’re not followers of Ke$ha’s music, but after hearing about the inspiration for her latest song, “Supernatural,” we’re, well, haunted. “It’s about experiences with the supernatural… but in a sexy way,” she told Ryan Seacrest on his radio show. “I had a couple of experiences with the supernatural. I don’t know his name! He wa…

Adopt Me Please: Family Portrait That Gets Attacked By Zombies

“We don’t like to say LGBT families are better than hetero families,” writes the gay blog Queerty, “but, um, this one kind of is.” Truth.
Pseudodad blogger Evan Stoskopf, his hubby Ken, and their three kids wanted a family portrait, but didn’t want it to have one of those lame-o backgrounds they have at Sears.

Jessica Wakeman / September 27, 2012

The Best Stingray Photobomb You’ll See All Day

I don’t know the story behind this picture. I do know that I ugly-laughed for five minutes straight when I saw it, and everyone deserves to have a hearty stingray-related chortle today. [Buzzfeed]…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger / September 27, 2012

35 “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo” GIFs You Need To See Right Now

Ami and I are both depressed that the first season of “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo” has come to an end. To quote June, “It is what it is.” To ease our sadness, I’ve compiled 35 of the best GIFs featuring Alana and her craaaaaazy family. You’d better redneckognize!

Amelia McDonell-Parry / September 27, 2012

Gwen Stefani And Prada Are Cool With Coloring Outside The (Lip) Lines

I’m like a magpie as far as beauty products go — I’m drawn instinctively to anything bright, sparkly, bizarre, or beautiful — but when it comes to what I put on my own face, I’m an unlikely makeup classicist, and I most definitely stay inside the lines. At the S/S 2013 Prada show in Milan,…

Rachel Krause / September 27, 2012

Check Out Blue Ivy’s Custom-Made Bedazzled Purple Sneakers!

Aww, just look at these adorable little sneakers that might be gracing Blue Ivy Carter’s tiny baby feet right now. Luxury shoe designer Ruthie Davis posted a pic of these suede high tops she bedazzled with purple crystals on her Facebook with the message “Pssssst! Take a look at the Baby Ruthie’s I made especially…

Jessica Wakeman / September 27, 2012

Kelly Osbourne Is “Sorry” For That $250K Manicure She Got, Guys

But of course she’s not, though, because this “apology” is her way of telling the world that she rocked a quarter-of-a-million-dollar f-cking nail polish color to Sunday’s Emmys, if you didn’t already hear. And why would she go ahead and tell us this? Well duh. Because no one noticed—LAST WEEK—to begin with. Why endure the extravagance…

Evil Beet Gossip / September 27, 2012

Girl Talk: Stop Waiting To Be Prettier

You know that moment, where you’re gripping some of your side fat in the bath, and you just ate all of the leftover spaghetti at once, with pesto and tomato sauce and grated cheese and, weirdly, liverwurst, and you’re thinking, Tomorrow I will go to the gym. And then I’ll go every day after that, for

Kate Fridkis / September 27, 2012

Crazy Cat Ladies (And Dudes) Rejoice! There’s A Dating Site For Us!

Are most things in your house covered in fur? Do you have intense personal conversations with your cats? Are you single? Then maybe you should try the Purrsonals, an online dating service specifically for cat obsessives. As you might imagine, there’s way more women on this than dudes, but what kind of guys can you…

Julie Gerstein / September 27, 2012

“Here Comes Honey Boo Boo” Recap: All Aboard The Biscuit Express

The good news is “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo” has been picked up for another season! WOOT! And the bad news is … well, you know the bad news. The season is over and now I have nothing to look forward to on Wednesday nights. I’m almost too sad to write about the “Here Come…

Ami Angelowicz / September 27, 2012

9 Do’s & Don’ts Of Airport Fashion

Flying used to be considered mega-glamorous and exciting, but these days, most people treat flying like it’s a horrible inconvenience, and dress much the same. To wit: If I see one more girl in a matching Juicy sweatsuit and Uggs in front of me in line during a TSA screening, I’m going to scream. People,…

Julie Gerstein / September 27, 2012

Tina Fey Gets Breakfast At Tiffany’s

Tina Fey’s on the cover of the latest Entertainment Weekly all done up as America’s favorite prostitute, Holly Golightly from “Breakfast At Tiffany’s.” And you thought she was too much of a class act to show her pussy on the cover of a magazine, didn’t you? [Entertainment Weekly]…

Jessica Wakeman / September 27, 2012

Love It Or Leave It: Kimbra’s Colorful Look

Kimbra is the female counterpart to Gotye in that “Somebody That I Used To Know” song (apologies, because I’m sure it’s now back in your head occupying brain space you could have used for math problems or something). I mean, it’s obviously a lot of look, but whatever, she’s a pop singer. They’re supposed to…

Julie Gerstein / September 27, 2012

9 Weird Sexual Phobias

If you thought vagina dentata was the biggest fear to worry about in bed, you are sadly wrong, my friend. There is a whole host of sexual phobias that could be lurking in your psyche. The general term is “erotophobia”: fear of all things related to sex. There are specific subdivisions to address various fear…

Jessica Wakeman / September 27, 2012

A Pink Shirt With Power

As of right now, there are only six states that recognize gay marriage. That’s ridiculous, but what’s not? The Pink States Project, which allows you to wear your support of gay marriage on your chest — in a cool (and pink!) fashion. Right now, you can choose from among the six states where gay marriage…

Julie Gerstein / September 27, 2012

Jennifer Garner Praises Ben Affleck’s “Wonder Sperm”

Jennifer Garner praised, grossly, Ben Affleck’s “wonder sperm” in a chat with Ellen DeGeneres. Why does this strangely feel like hearing your mom and dad having sex? [Babble]
J.K. Rowling says another Harry Potter book is not out of the question. [Celebrity Cafe]
What have the Kardashians said about Kanye West’s two sex…

Jessica Wakeman / September 27, 2012

Quiz: Do You Live In A Hipster Neighborhood?

Forbes just released a list of “America’s Hippest Hipster Neighborhoods,” which includes all the usual suspects: Silver Lake, Los Angeles comes in at number 1, with enclaves of San Francisco, Brooklyn, and Portland making predictable appearances. Just in case you don’t see your neighborhood on the list, we came up with this handy quiz to…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger / September 27, 2012

Love It Or Leave It: Emma Watson’s Indecisive Dress-Over-Pants Look?

Ah, I remember the good old days, when I was 11 and sometimes liable to wear denim skirts over my jeans! Emma Watson is ever-adorable, but I’m a little concerned about the logic of this outfit. I know that this type of dress or skirt-over-pants situation is supposedly making a comeback (so I’ve heard), but…

Rachel Krause / September 27, 2012

It’s War: Oreo Gets Caught Sneaking Itself Into Movies

Be honest: You’ve probably snuck a snack into a movie theater once or twice, right? Maybe it’s because of that one time that you binged on Junior Mints and can no longer look at them.  Or maybe because you’d like to munch on something healthier than a Corgi-sized tub of buttered popcorn. Whatever the reason,…

Julie Gerstein / September 27, 2012
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