Archive: Mar 2012

Astrology 101: What’s The Deal With Moon Signs?

If you’ve read any astrology books or talked to a new age-y friend, you’ve probably heard a little bit about moon signs, but even if you haven’t, we’re here to help! Learning about your moon sign will give you a more in-depth understanding of yourself as it is the second biggest influence on your personality,…

The Real March Madness, Round Two: Lindsay Lohan Vs. Pregnancy Fleshlight

Your votes have been tallied. The results are in! In Round One of our Real March Madness, Lindsay Lohan and her Terry Richardson-lovin’ self clobbered Paz De La Huerta (of the Elvis ghost orgasm), while the pregnant woman fleshlight out WTF’d those manties made of beef jerky. Now Lilo and the Knocked Up male masturbator…

Ami Angelowicz / March 29, 2012

Nerd Girl Porn: 8 Famous Dudes Heating Up The Kitchen

I love to cook, don’t get me wrong, but to me, there are few things hotter than a man doing his thing — cooking, chopping, eating, smoldering — in the kitchen. Here are eight sexy celeb men doing just that……

Amelia McDonell-Parry / March 29, 2012

Caption This: What’s Rachel Zoe Saying To Molly Sims’ Belly?

Rachel Zoe is all, “This. Is. Bananas. Your. Baby. Is. In. Your. Belly.” And Molly Sims is all, “Crazy lady, stop touching me.” Or at least that’s what I imagine was going on between these two at the opening of Valentino’s flagship store on Rodeo Drive earlier this week. What’s your guess? Tell us i…

Julie Gerstein / March 29, 2012

20 Naughty Knits (NSFW)

Knitting is not just for nice folks anymore. Some people are using their needles to make naughty bits. I was delighted by this collection of hand-knit uteruses in unexpected places. Who says a womb can’t play piano? This uterus virtuoso is just the beginning. Click away to see what can be done with yarn, needle…

Ami Angelowicz / March 29, 2012

Evening Quickies: Katy Perry’s Pal Implies Russell Brand Cheated

Katy Perry’s pal, actor Markus Molinari, retweeted a fellow actor who claimed, “Cheating is easy, try doing something challenging and be faithful” and added his own comment: “Seeeee Russell!” Sure, maybe he wasn’t referring to Russell Brand — but seems suspicious, no? [PopCrush, Twitter.com/MDMolinari]
James Franco, why oh why oh why do you…

Jessica Wakeman / March 28, 2012

Today’s Lady News: Rep. Gwen Moore Shares Her Own Rape Story Before Congress (NSFW)

While pushing for reauthorization of the Violence Against Women Act, Rep. Gwen Moore (D-WI) recounted the story of her own sexual assault as a child and rape as a young woman. “Violence against women is as American as apple pie,” Rep. Moore said. “I know, not only as a legislator, but from personal experience.

Jessica Wakeman / March 28, 2012

Trashy Fashion With A Message

This past weekend, Ripley’s Believe it or Not Museum in St. Augustine, Florida, held a trashy fashion contest, aimed at discovering the best young designers who could create things out of recycled materials. Take this dress made by 15-year-old Kennedy Trugter, who won $100 for her party dress made entirely out of newspaper. Pretty impressive,…

Julie Gerstein / March 28, 2012

March 28: What Are We Wearing Today?

The plague is going around the office. BUT WE STILL LOOK FIERCE. Click onward to see what we’re wearing today.

Amelia McDonell-Parry / March 28, 2012

Things That Seem Normal When You Live Alone

We confessed our shameful single girl behaviors to you recently. This UCB video about things that seem normal when you live alone includes many of them.  Peeing with the door open. Check. Talking to yourself (sometimes in a British accent). Check. Cuddling with the laundry pile. Check. Using farts as backup vocals in your band…

Ami Angelowicz / March 28, 2012

Beware The Gang Of Blondes!

Brazilian police have finally made some headway in a case that will undoubtedly be turned into a movie starring Blake Lively. Apparently, a gang of six young, attractive women has been staking out upscale shopping mall parking lots, targeting well-to-do blond shoppers to kidnap and rob. Two members of the gang hold the hostage at…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger / March 28, 2012

Style Stealer: Milla Jovovich’s Peach and Black Combo

I remember first running across Milla Jovovich when she was on the cover of Sassy magazine back in 1991. Her little model bio said that her favorite author (this was when she was 17, mind you) was Dostoevsky, and even at that young age, I knew she was hopelessly pretentious. It seems that she’s aged…

Julie Gerstein / March 28, 2012

The Real March Madness, Round Two: “My Strange Addiction”‘s Pee Drinker Vs. Teen Bride Courtney Stodden

In Round One of our Real March Madness, Carrie, the cancer-stricken woman who treated her illness with medically-unproven “urine therapy,” won the “Strange Addiction” matchup, while Courtney Stodden trounced Courtney Love in the battle of the Crazy Courtneys. Now the pair face off in Round Two. If they have anything in common, besides being nutso,…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / March 28, 2012

Caption This: What Are Rihanna And Brooklyn Decker Talking About?

Here are Rihanna and Brooklyn Decker at a photocall for the movie version of “Battleship” — which I still refuse to believe is a real thing — and this picture is almost as confusing as the premise of the movie. Is Rihanna examining the details of Brooklyn’s retro sci-fi dress? Is Brooklyn comforting Rihanna about…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger / March 28, 2012

The Good, The Bad & The Totally Meh At The “Titantic 3-D” Premiere

Love it or hate it, “Titanic” is definitely back, and this time in 3-D. The stars of the film turned out to support the premiere in London this week, and it’s incredible to see that Kate Winslet seems to hardly have aged at all. What has changed — the media landscape around her. One i…

Julie Gerstein / March 28, 2012

“Downton Abbey” Gets The Fast Food Treatment With “Downton Arby’s”

Well, this might be the strangest, if not the funniest, “Downton Abbey” spoof. Richard Kind and a host of other semi-recognizable actors star in “Downton Arby’s” about a noble family about to lose their Arby’s franchise. Sybil is still flirting with the help (this time, a curly fry guy), Bates and Anna fall in love…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / March 28, 2012

Kate Upton & Katy Perry Rock “Sex” Louboutins

In the past week, both Katy Perry and Kate Upton have rocked these new Christian Louboutin pumps, which have the word ‘sex’ written across the toe in Swarovski crystals. You know, because they’re subtle.

Open Letter To The Man Who Propositioned Me For Sex On The Subway

Dear Man Who Propositioned Me For Sex On The Subway,

Why is it that after I respectfully responded “no, thanks” to your subway sex proposition, you found it necessary to call me a “bitch”? Have you not seen the movie “Shame”? Even an exceptionally fantastic looking guy like Michael Fassbender (who, might I…

Tiffanie Drayton / March 28, 2012

Would You Wear: Mullet Skirts?

It’s bizarre to hear the words “mullet” and “trend” in the same sentence, but here it goes: mullet skirts, in all of their business in the back/party out front (I guess that makes it more of a reverse mullet) glory, are a huge trend right now. Its inception, like that of most trends, was o…

Rachel Krause / March 28, 2012

To Date Or Not To Date A Man Who Sniffs Your Crotch Sweat?

Here’s a fun one for you. Let me say first: People never cease to impress me with their strangeness. This week, in Slate’s Dear Prudence column, a woman ponders whether or not she should date the guy at the gym who SNIFFED HER SWEATY BICYCLE SEAT.

Ami Angelowicz / March 28, 2012
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