Archive: Nov 2012

The Soapbox: Holiday Gift Giving Is A Total Scam

First thing’s first: I’m a Jew. I haven’t celebrated Christmas since I was a little kid and we still believed in Santa Claus. (I was eight when I discovered he wasn’t real, and ceremoniously told my younger brother and sister at the dinner table. My mom got so mad she squeezed ketchup all over my…

Julie Gerstein / November 30, 2012

In Defense Of (Being A Fan Of) “Twilight”

Between The Hunger Games, TwilightGame of ThronesThe Walking Dead, etc. etc., it seems that of late the publishing industry has more sway in Hollywood than ever before. (I could go on about the perception that the film industry is “creatively bankrupt,” but that, dear readers, is another story and shall be told another time.) This recent glut…

The Mary Sue / November 30, 2012

Well Played: Diane Kruger Kills It In Rochas

Take note: Diane Kruger might be the only woman in the world who can get away with wearing a torso-bearing formal dress like this. And yet here she is, in a Rochas look, at the Hollywood Foreign Press Association and InStyle’s Celebration of 2013 Miss Golden Globes, just sucking the air out of the room with…

Julie Gerstein / November 30, 2012

Lindsay Lohan’s Bar Fight Was Over Max George From The Wanted

Lindsay Lohan’s nightclub fight on Thursday morning, which landed her in jail, was supposedly over singer Max George from The Wanted. Souces say that as LiLo supposedly got drunker and drunker, it turned Max off so much that he started talking to another woman. That’s why Lindsay allegedly flew into a rage and assaulted…

Jessica Wakeman / November 30, 2012

11 Sexy Penis Moves

Penises are the greatest, just on their own, chillin’, flaccid, doing nothing or erect, inserting themselves into orifices. Simply the best, those dicks. As wonderful as they are just being themselves, no penis lover can resist a member that goes above and beyond the call of duty. Click ahead to see some sexy penis move…

The Frisky / November 30, 2012

Calling All Crazy Cat Ladies

Don’t bother asking me whether I’m a dog person or a cat person, because I have immeasurable affection for both species. (I also love, though strictly from afar, foxes, coyotes, wolves, lions, leopards, and essentially anything else you might find on your average safari.) But I’ll confess: I cultivate a soft spot for felines that…

Rachel Krause / November 30, 2012

What Famous Lady Is This Hot Model Related To?

Who is this little creamsicle? Wouldn’t you just like to know. We’ll give you a hint: he’s related to a girl who really likes to party … in the USA.

Julie Gerstein / November 30, 2012

The Top 10 Poop Bandits

I haven’t publicly written about this yet, but … here goes. For quite a while there was a Poop Bandit plaguing the toilets at Frisky HQ. We share a bathroom with many other offices, so it was nearly impossible to identify the bandit without catching her in the act. We never found out who she…

Ami Angelowicz / November 30, 2012

This Woman Should Be Interviewed About Everything

This video clip from a Portland news station begins like any other slightly awkward local news interview, but then, about 12 seconds in, it becomes the the most hilariously awkward local news interview ever, involving tits and the vacuum cleaner man. Just push play, OK? And then you’ll understand why I’m starting a campaign to get thi…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger / November 30, 2012

Kim Kardashian Wants To Keep Her $2 Million Engagement Ring

Kim Kardashian is allegedly refusing to give her $2 million, 20.5-carat engagement ring back to soon-to-be-ex husband, Kris Humphries. I have no opinion on the ethics of this, but I hope she knows Kanye will probably buy her a bigger ring if she wants one.  [Wet Paint]
Lindsay Lohan supposedly wants to try and…

Jessica Wakeman / November 29, 2012

Jude Law Is No Longer “A Young, Pretty Thing”

Jude Law, in The New York Times magazine, has this to say on no longer being Hollywood’s young ‘pretty thing’:
“In a weird way, it’s kind of a relief to think, ‘Oh, I know I’m not that young sort of pretty thing anymore. It’s quite nice talking about what it was like to be the young…

theBERRY / November 29, 2012

Afghan Man Murders Cousin, 15, After Her Family Rejects His Marriage Proposal

An Afghani man had his 15-year-old cousin Nishina killed after her family rejected his marriage proposal. A cousin and nephew slit Nishina’s throat as she walked to fetch water from a well. This is what happens when violence against women is not taken seriously by a government: according to Human Rights Watch, men i…

Jessica Wakeman / November 29, 2012

Today In Cute: This Year’s Top Baby Names!

Well dammit. My number one boy name has cracked the top 10 baby names of the year. Guess I will have to come up with a new name for my imaginary son. Find out if your favorite names made the list… [Newser]
I dare you not to cry while watching this autistic kid’s Christma…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / November 29, 2012

Found: The Creepiest, Coziest Snowsuit Ever

Every time in my life that I’ve had the opportunity to use a sleeping bag, I have done two things: 1) lamented its lack of leg holes, and 2) pulled the opening up over my head and realized how sublimely happy I would be if I could live my whole life in a warm, cozy…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger / November 29, 2012

Dad Shows Up At Daughter’s High School, Swinging Chain, Yelling “Who’s F**king My Daughter?”

There’s “overprotective” … and then there’s someone-get-Child-Protective-Services on the phone.

The New York City dad who showed up at his daughter’s high school, swinging a chain and padlock in the air while yelling “Who’s fucking my daughter?!” is the latter.

Jessica Wakeman / November 29, 2012

Well Played: Ashlee Simpson’s Trendy Tomboy Look

She might be a millionaire and she might date famous dudes and she might have a super cute toddler with a trendy name, but life hasn’t exactly been easy for Ashlee Simpson. She grew up livin’ in the shadow of (someone else’s dreeeaaam) big sister Jessica, biffed her lip syncing gig on SNL, divorced her…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger / November 29, 2012

Style Stealer: Hilary Duff Is The Lady In Red (Jeans)

How cute does Hilary Duff look strolling the streets of West Hollywood in red jeans and sleek black motorcycle jacket and accessories? The pearly peep toe pumps are an unexpected (and somewhat impractical) choice of footwear, but somehow they totally work. Want to steal Hil’s style for yourself? We’ve got all the pieces after the jump!

Winona Dimeo-Ediger / November 29, 2012
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