Why MSNBC’s David Gregory Could Face Jail Time

  • On Sunday’s “Meet The Press,” host David Gregory interview NRA head Wayne LaPierre, a guy who should totally be arrested for being a heartless asshole. But the one who might be in trouble in the law is Gregory, who may have broken the law by displaying a high-capacity magazine against the orders of the DC police department. [Newser]
  • One sign someone you love might be having a stroke? If their text messages aren’t intelligible, also known as “Dystexia.” Or, in my case, it could just be a sign I’m really, really drunk. [BlissTree]
  • A contestant on “Wheel Of Fortune” technically got the answer right, but was pronounced wrong by host Pat Sajak because her Southern accent led her to mispronounce the phrase “Seven Swans A-Swimming” as “Seven Swans A-Swimmin’,” dropping the G. [The FW]
  • “Star Trek” director J.J. Abrams has allegedly turned down an offer to direct “Star Wars: Episode VII.” I’m sure many are saying “WTF?” over that news, so I’m including it in this WTF News roundup. [The Mary Sue]
  • Courtney Stodden has totally ruined Christmas with these naked pink Santa photos. [Evil Beet Gossip]
  • Yeesh, here are the 10 scariest sex cults. No thank you. [YourTango]