Watch: The Official Trailer For Ryan Gosling’s “The Place Beyond The Pines”

Be still my heart. The trailer for “The Place Beyond The Pines,” which features my beloved Ryan Gosling with janky prison tattoos and blond hair, has arrived! Contrary to the tone of my previous description, he looks smokin’ hot — that body – and the film, directed by “Blue Valentine”‘s Derek Cianfrance, looks amazing. The crime drama — Gosling plays a motorcycle-riding thug type who’s adjusting to new fatherhood — was well received at the Toronto Film Festival, and while I’m a little bit mad at it for introducing my boo to his current squeeze Eva Mendes (she stars as his baby mama), you can bet I’ll be first in line to see “The Place Beyond The Pines” when it hits theaters on March 29.