Capricorn (December 22-January 19): If you want any peace of mind, just cave and let your honey say whatever and let it be. You are going to need to take a more laissez-faire approach to those around you, especially your boo, because in their own unique way, everyone will be aggravating you, but if you just don’t let it ruin your buzz, you will be a-okay.
Aquarius (January 20-February 19): You’re a perv and you love it — well, at least this week, you’ll be swinging from the straps tied to the ceiling. Yes, limits go down and so will you, as you won’t be able to stop your primal side from taking over. No matter, let this side of you rule, because you will find this week to be one of your best.
Pisces (February 20-March 20): Chilling out away from the rest of the world will be all you want to do. So, put on your Do Not Disturb face and let others be responsible for their actions from there. You don’t have to put on a fake smile, nor will you want to. Sure, if you had some peace and quiet yes, but since the world can’t leave you alone this week, maintain an aloofness.
Aries (March 21-April 19): Your friends are all types of whack, so they know how to have fun. Take on a spontaneous ride with one of your most wild friends and live out your rock star fantasies. It’ll be the best way to end this year and gear up for 2013. Plus, when you’ve gotten this animal out of you, you’ll be free and clear to return to your normal life.
Taurus (April 20-May 20): A “friend” will start to look extra humpable this week, throwing you into a weird state of mind where you will kind of feel ready to take that risk, but really just want to have sex and nothing else. So, know there are choppy waters ahead of you and you’ll just have to make a decision about it — but do know the sex planets are on your side for major steam now.
Gemini (May 21-June 20): You’ll be feeling a bit backwards, and life can get clumsy — but you’ll find humor in all of it, because there will be a little bit of everything for you this week. While you will always want more, having the tasting menu of happiness will be just enough to reaffirm what you want to feel all about.
Cancer (June 21-July 22): Your confidence will be up and you’ll be feeling a devilish spirit in your step, making you want to be up to no good — as in no good to others. That’s right, you’ll not be in the mood for others’ control of you and it might have you acting like a total diva if anyone tries, but whatever, that’s just what has to happen sometimes.
Leo (July 23-August 22): It’s going to be one of those “Oh-oh, they like me way more than I like them” sort-of weeks. Of course, there won’t be many options to occupy your time, so there is nothing to lose in just getting your itch scratched when you know you can reach the spot. However, that will be the first part of your week. The second part will have a whole other game happening.
Virgo (August 23-September 22): When it comes to hanging out among couples, you’ll find you are not the worst. In fact, you may learn yours is the most stable. So, despite judgments you make on yourself sometimes, see your relationship from outside in. Plus, whenever you are feeling over it for your boo, go hang with a friend and her unstable relationship and all will be just fine.
Libra (September 23-October 22): You’re going to have to break out your fighting words now to get that extra zing in the sac, as having some tension will be what tunes your fork properly. Thankfully, you’ll be feeling that extra friskiness at the right moments, which will almost feel as if your mouth is moving at its own speed and for that you’ll be saying, “Thank heavens!”
Scorpio (October 23-November 21): What you want and what you would usually do won’t be the same, as this week your tastes get downright freaky and not at all what you would think would float your boat. Of course, you’re not a gal that shies away from a new adventure, so get ready, as this one can lead you into places that will blow your mind.
Sagittarius (November 22-December 21): Tenderness will be a nice touch to give now, even if you aren’t feeling it. Chances are you will be more wrapped up in yourself and busy getting what you want, and so you should, but time to add a new twist into your repertoire. Show off some more gentleness, as there is some in you that will want out — and once you open that door, you might never be able to shut it.