The Real X Factor Lies Deep In Britney’s Eyes

Rachel Krause | December 20, 2012 - 12:40 pm

It’s Burtenay, bitch, and the wispy bowl-cut bangs and pained faraway stare suggest to me that her every move is being controlled by remote forces. Except for the shoeless convenience store restroom trips and puffed Cheeto consumption. That’s alllll organic Britney.