- Claire Danes gave birth on Monday to her first child with hubster Hugh Dancy, a baby boy named Cyrus Dancy. Mazel tov! [Newser]
- Drumroll, please! And your new Miss Universe is … [Celebrity Cafe]
- Here’s a brief history of birds stealing babies. It’s too bad yesterday’s eagle-snatching-toddler video turned out to be a fake. [Motherboard]
- The Church Of Scientology is being investigated by the Department of Homeland Security over allegations of human trafficking, claims Scientology expert and Village Voice editor-in-chief Tony Ortega. [RadarOnline]
- If the world ends tomorrow, as the Mayans have claimed will happen, men would regret not having more sex. [YourTango]
- Justin Bieber gave his pet hamster to a random, screaming fan on the street and now he is in trubs for alleged animal cruelty by a web site called Hamster.org. [TMZ]
- On why it’s fun to be a Jew on Christmas. [The Gloss]
- Introducing the Boobypack, a fanny pack for your tits. [Jezebel]
- Tom Hanks is producing a film about the assassination of President John F. Kennedy called “Parkland,” which is the name of the hospital in Dallas where he was taken after he was shot. [NYmag.com Vulture]
- Farrah Abraham from “Teen Mom” has had her Twitter account hacked, if you happen to follow her and wonder why she’s been tweeting offensive shit. [ONTD]
- Snooki wants her own talk show, because she has so much in common with Oprah and Katie Couric. [Celebrity Cafe]
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