Dear Resourceful Baggage Guy,
I love a man who finds innovative solutions to life’s annoying problems. And your solution to astronomical airline baggage fees was particularly smart: Rather than carry luggage, you wore yours, somehow managing to don more than 70 items of clothing in Guangzhou Baiyun International Airport.
It’s unfortunate that you had to be stopped and searched by airport security — I can imagine it took quite a while to get through all of your layers. I hope you managed to make it through security and jump on your flight to Kenya in time.
Kudos to you, unnamed Chinese guy, for figuring out a way to scam the corrupt airplane baggage system.