- UM, WHAT. A convicted killer named Dana Martin was planning to kill Justin Bieber and the Biebs’ bodyguard by strangling them “with paisley ties” and castrating them. Martin, who reportedly has a Bieber tattoo on his leg (warning sign!), had contracted a former inmate and his nephew to carry out the assassination. Gross, gross, gross. [Gossip Cop]
- Star magazine is claiming Kris and Bruce Jenner are dunzo, although I don’t believe that for one second. [New Now Next]
- Rihanna and Chris Brown may have broken up (again — this time with no black eyes involved!) over his ex-girlfriend/possible current hookup Karrueche Tran. [PopCrush]
- Lindsay Lohan’s probation has been officially revoked over lying to cops about a car accident she had this summer. Oh, gurl … [Socialite Life]
- Celeb chefs are supporting the petition by a 13-year-old girl to make a gender-neutral Easy Bake Oven. [Celebrity Cafe]
- This chick was a Sugar Plum Fairy in “The Nutcracker” — and then she left ballet. [BlissTree]
- Track Palin, the 23-year-old son of Sarah Palin, is reportedly filing for divorce from his wife of only 18 months, Britta Hansen. Family values, y’all! [People]
- Brace yourself for the inevitable “Gangnam Style” ukelele cover. [The FW]
- Obviously you want to know all about the Great Wall of Vagina “Karma Sex and Design” exhibit at the Triennale museum in Italy. Sounds … moist. [Cool Hunting]
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