Justin Bieber Murder Plot By Convicted Killer Dana Martin Foiled

  • UM, WHAT. A convicted killer named Dana Martin was planning to kill Justin Bieber and the Biebs’ bodyguard by strangling them “with paisley ties” and castrating them. Martin, who reportedly has a Bieber tattoo on his leg (warning sign!), had contracted a former inmate and his nephew to carry out the assassination. Gross, gross, gross. [Gossip Cop]
  • Star magazine is claiming Kris and Bruce Jenner are dunzo, although I don’t believe that for one second. [New Now Next]
  • Rihanna and Chris Brown may have broken up (again — this time with no black eyes involved!) over his ex-girlfriend/possible current hookup Karrueche Tran. [PopCrush]

  • Track Palin, the 23-year-old son of Sarah Palin, is reportedly filing for divorce from his wife of only 18 months, Britta Hansen. Family values, y’all! [People]
  • Brace yourself for the inevitable “Gangnam Style” ukelele cover. [The FW]
  • Obviously you want to know all about the Great Wall of Vagina “Karma Sex and Design” exhibit at the Triennale museum in Italy.  Sounds … moist. [Cool Hunting]

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