If Judy Garland Were A Hoarding Interventionist

My new heroes in life, the Punchy Players, have birthed an episode of “Hollywood Hoarders” featuring Judy Garland and Liza Minnelli as interventionists and Ann Miller as the hoarder. Judy is concerned that Ann is holding onto a few too many “precious things” and wants to help her make a “clean sweep.” Her precious things including corn cob holders, expired powdered doughnuts, Howard Keel, Styrofoam burger boxes, the Ann Miller frog collection, Dixie cups, and 10 cases of Shasta. Final thoughts from Judy: “No matter how much you love somebody, how do you clean up the hoard?” I ask myself this question all the time, Judy. Metaphorically, of course. [WOW]