Gabriel Aubry Gets Off Scot-Free For Thanksgiving Brawl At Halle Berry’s House

  • Gabriel Aubry won’t be charged for the Thanksgiving Day brawl with Olivier Martinez, the fiance of his ex Halle Berry. He was originally arrested for battery, but Berry and Martinez want the charges dropped so they don’t drag Aubry and Berry’s four-year-old daughter through any drama. [Celebuzz]
  • Jenelle Evans from “Teen Mom 2″ has gotten hitched to her boyfriend of three months. Her mom also says she’s shooting heroin. Calling it now: this is not going to end well. [US Weekly, Celeb Dirty Laundry]
  • Bad news about your favorite porn star Manuel Ferrera, Amelia! French men’s sperm count has fallen by one-third. [BBC]

  • Rookie Mag’s next “Ask A Grown Man” advice column for teen girls is by Alex Karpovsky from “Girls.” [Rookie Mag]
  • Check out Macklemore and Ryan Lewis’ Tiny Desk Concert for NPR. They perform “Same Love” and it’s really lovely. [NPR]
  • Miranda Kerr shares some 1950s-era advice on “keeping a husband.” Being a Victoria’s Secret model probably helps. [The Gloss]
  • Ho ho ho, here’s your jumbo bacon candy cane, little girl! [Neatorama]
  • Nine celebrity cats immortalized in nail art. [BuzzFeed]
  • Check out this mini documentary about Hanksy, the street artist who parodies Banksy with works of graffiti art all about Tom Hanks. [Laughing Squid]
  • Ten of the weirdest vintage workout videos to get your exercise on. [Flavorwire]

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