Ashley Mocks Santorum
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- Ashley Judd is apparently serious about running for senator of Kentucky in either 2014 or 2016; she’s even gone to fellow feminist-lady politician Senator Kirsten Gillibrand for advice. [Jezebel]
- Lindsay Lohan’s tax problems — which lead the IRS to seize her bank accounts — are not her fault, says Lindsay Lohan. [Celebrity Cafe]
- Nick Lachey allegedly tussled with a fellow football fan and choked him on the ground before getting kicked out of San Diego’s Qualcomm Stadium. I hate to say it, but I always kinda believed Jessica Simpson when she implied Nick was a jerk. [Celeb Dirty Laundry]
- Dan Stevens, the actor who plays Matthew Crawley on “Downton Abbey,” is reportedly itching to leave the show and creator Julian Fellowes says he can’t see them re-casting the role. Hmm, looks like Cousin Matthew might come down with consumption. [Entertainment Weekly]
- An “anti-energy drink” called Marley’s Mellow Mood, which contains “natural, calming botanicals,” made kids at New Jersey school so sick that they threw up. That’s not very mellow, man. [Fox News]
- Whoa, check out this freaky video of twins fighting in the womb. [The Stir]
- The national birth rate has been in steep decline from 2007 to 2011, which has been the period of the Great Recession. Wait, did they account for the Duggar family and Octomom? [The Week]
- “Coffin Therapy Helps Ukrainians Get Used To The Afterlife.” This headline has been presented without comment. [Oddity Central]
- Have yourself a merry little 50 Shades of Grey Christmas … ? [TresSugar]
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