Sagittarius (November 22-December 21): You’ll be fast to act, slow to think. Yes, another week of being yourself in this crazy world. There won’t be many choices of spectacular exploration, sadly, but there are a lot of revelations you’ll have just sitting in one spot. Yes, standing still for a minute or two will be as lovely as a trip around Mars, so don’t hesitate to hit ignore on the phone for a few hours or days.
Capricorn (December 22-January 19): Being boring is a quality some boys can perfect, because they are that good looking. However, being blinded by stunning good looks will make you stupid and possibly slide your confidence back too. Yes, bad choices will be aplenty, and it’ll be up to you to shut down the devil on your shoulder. Listen to your common sense. This opportunity will be worth sitting out on. Trust.
Aquarius (January 20-February 19): There is a certain part of you that isn’t so boho, but rather a deviant capitalist — and that’s just fine. Let go of your shame, as this is an asset. Being able to see such two extremes in your life and playing into both is a skill. The more people think like this, the more probable peace can be. So, go forth and make this your proclamation for a Utopia.
Pisces (February 20-March 20): There is going to be more motivation for why some other would want to drive you even more insane right now, and not all excuses are bad. In fact, some are just downright nasty (in a fun way), which will show you a different side of diplomacy. Let down your guard, as there is no way to stop trouble, but there’s a good excuse to stir it up now.Aries (March 21-April 19): It’s not like you have to sleep with the boss or anything, but being a little more dominating with your moneymaker is all part of the next game. Yes, you want to go at power from a new angle, as that will surprise whomever you are playing with and leave them in a position where they’ll have to give in. Sure, there probably are less risky ways around this negotiation, but none more fun.
Taurus (April 20-May 20): Sit back and relax. Let you honey do all the work, because it’s time they should. You have been giving a lot more of your time and effort, so stop and wait for your parade. Of course, you can also just recognize that you like being in a certain role and things work better that way. Not everything has a cookie cutter outline, especially this latest pairing you’re in.
Gemini (May 21-June 20): Life sometimes has to move backwards to get it going forwards in the right way, so be patient as this week has you hitting a few bumps before going smoothly. If you’re lucky, you will hardly feel it, but if not, it won’t be such too dramatic, as you have way more imagination in you to sort out any residual catastrophe now.
Cancer (June 21-July 22): How you feel today is how you’ll feel tomorrow. You know that. You are not one that strays easily, so don’t lose touch of your emotions. A dramatic surge of love, magic and excitement is going to crest and just as you thought the road was turning one way, it’ll force your hand to gladly go the other. Yes, put martyrdom to rest and accept the graciousness as it comes.
Leo (July 23-August 22): Get whatever you are feeling out now. This week is the time to make declarations of love, lust or hatred. Whatever you have up your sleeve, let it out, as you need more movement on the love front. Stop trying to convince yourself that what you have is enough, because it’s not. You are a lady with a large appetite for romance, so go out and set off those fireworks!
Virgo (August 23-September 22): Communication snafus are still possible, so don’t think you are totally in the clear yet. Sure, Mercury retrograde ended on the 26th, but that little precocious planet still has yet to go back to the place it was before the whole debacle started. That means you should pay extra attention to crossing your “t’s’ and dotting your “i’s” when it comes to everything you have to say.
Libra (September 23-October 22):Leave your schedule open because spontaneous opportunities are coming and the universe is going to be saving the best for last. Uh huh, just like that Vanessa Williams’ song says, “Sometimes its all a big surprise…” Stop trying to control your world, because this week will show you have none — but that’s okay, because all will work out just fine.
Scorpio (October 23-November 21): You love bouncing ideas off with Satan, but this week you will finally come to grips with the fact that just because something doesn’t go your way, doesn’t mean it must die. Instead, a new lesson in love will arrive, neatly wrapped in a bow for your consumption — and it’ll be just the pill to swallow that will help you go that extra mile … again.