Why would anybody want a bottle of nail polish shaped like a butt? And yet! The people behind Bootie Babe nail polish believe that you will get over your cognitive dissonance and purchase an ass-shaped bottle of nail polish. They come in colors like “Hella Hiney” (that’s a lovely cerulean blue, in case you were wondering) and “Red Riding Hump” (red, natch). What nail polish and butts have to do with each other, may we hopefully never ever find out.