Morning Quickies
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- Carrie Underwood has been cast as Maria von Trapp in NBC’s TV movie revival of “The Sound Of Music.” OK, so she’s blonde … and can sing … but that’s about it with the similarity to Julie Andrews. Maybe they cast a country star for more mainstream appeal? Hitler’s taken control of Austria, y’all! [The Wrap]
- The woman Lindsay Lohan allegedly punched at a NYC nightclub is a professional psychic named Tiffany Mitchell. This story is getting as weird as the Petraus scandal. [Gawker, Gothamist]
- Spoiler alert: look who “American Horror Story” is bringing back! I approve. [BlackBook Mag]
- Mustache surgery — whaaaat? [Newser]
- Liz Lemon is a married lady now! Two writers give their take on what it means for “30 Rock”‘s pioneering single lady to no longer single. [Salon]
- … but blogger Jennifer Wright from The Gloss asks why getting married always has to be the happy ending for female characters. [The Gloss]
- 22 disturbing photos of “Elf On The Shelf” to ruin your holidays. [HyperVocal]
- Blogger Lesley Kinzel from xoJane asks you to take a holiday from Spanx. Sign me up, gurl. [xoJane]
- Kate Middleton’s nickname in school was cute … but strange. [Daily Beast]
- A tree exploded on the National Mall in Washington, D.C., this afternoon as a piece of performance art. [DCist]
- Hidden life lessons of reality TV. [New York Times]
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