- Jessica Simpson is pregnant with baby number two! At least, we think so … last time J-Simp was knocked up, she announced her pregnancy via an elaborate mummy costume. The new mom gave birth to daughter Maxwell Drew only seven months ago. Someone is super fertile, y’all! [Popcrush, US Weekly]
- New couple alert: Demi Moore, 50, is now dating art dealer Vito Schnabel, 26. Get it, girl! [Newser]
- Everyone is fed up with Rihanna and her bullshit. It’s about time! [Celebrity Cafe]
- Aww. Watch Cee Lo Green and Kermit serenade each other with “It’s Not Easy Being Green.” [The Mary Sue]
- “Two And A Half Men” star Angus T. Jones, 19, who earlier this week denounced the show as “filth,” has apologized for his evangelical Christianity-fueled rant against his employer. The 19-year-old who plays “Jake” on the show, begged fans to stop watching. “I apologize if my remarks reflect me showing indifference to and disrespect of my colleagues and a lack of appreciation of the extraordinary opportunity of which I have been blessed,” Jones said in a statement on Tuesday. [Hollywood Reporter]
- And horrible human being Charlie Sheen has helpfully chimed in to say the show “is cursed.” That might be the least-crazy thing he has ever said. [People]
- Here’s an oral history of Bikini Kill’s first EP from the original Riot Grrrls Kathleen Hanna, Tobi Vail, and Kathi Wilcox themselves. [Spin]
- Red-headed siren Grace Coddington from Vogue discusses her new memoir. [Guardian UK]
- 36 reasons to love bookstores. Co-sign all of these. [BuzzFeed]
- How much hair product do you really need? Less than you think. [The Fashion Spot]
- Are these elbows or nipples? Facebook can’t tell. But we all know how FB feels about nipples, don’t we? [Huffington Post]
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