I once had a first date where the guy told me, in this exact order, that he was “under federal investigation,” “writing a book for young people about how to live their lives,” and that he believed “women should be responsible for changing diapers.” I consider this the very, very worst first date I’ve had the misfortune to go on.
But really, that’s nothing compared to Efren Molina and Jillian Martone’s first date this past week. At the end of the evening, the couple returned to Molina’s Boca Raton house (yep, it happened in Florida!), and when he refused to say that he was her boyfriend, Martone punched him and threatened him with a knife. Molina was eventually able to fight her off and call the cops. The 35-year-old, with a previous record, was charged with aggravated assault, battery and burglary. She is currently in jail awaiting bail.
That’s pretty bad. I only attack men who won’t say they’re my boyfriend after we’ve been dating for at least three months. (That was a JOKE in case it’s not translating.)
Click through to hear about some of the other horrendous first dates that will make you feel so, so much better about all the bad ones you’ve been on. [Huffington Post]