Today In Sex: Dolly Parton Is Not A Lesbian & What Is “Milking”?

  • Sorry ladies who were interested, Dolly Parton and her giant jugs have confirmed that they are not gay. [Socialite Life]
  • A paper in China thought The Onion article, which named King  Kim Jong Un as the “Sexiest Man Alive,” was real. I wonder if Channing is pissed. [Newser]
  • And the nominees for the Bad Sex Awards, honoring the most poorly written sex scenes in literature, are … [The Mary Sue]
  • Is there a point at which you’re too old to be a virgin? I don’t know the answer to that, but when the asker is 16, the answer is no. [Gurl]
  • Some tips for loving your vagina even more than you already do … if that’s even possible. [Betty Confidential]
  • Men talk about what turns a hookup into a relationship. Hmmm. Luck? [Em & Lo]
  • There’s a new meme called “milking.” I won’t tell you anything except that it involves pouring milk all over one’s self. I really liked “owling” but it never really caught on. [The FW]
  • One man presents the case for monogamy. Just one. [Babble]