Ever since we stopped watching “Project Runway” because it was moved to Lifetime and we couldn’t be bothered to figure out what channel that was (until “Liz & Dick” aired last night, that is), we’ve missed Michael Kors. Unlike, say, “X-Factor”‘s Britters Spears, who thinks that everything is “amazing,” Kors has a spot-on assessment or a Borscht-belt zinger for just about everyone. Those words of sassy wisdom have been lovingly compiled on the new Tumblr Kors Metaphors. The site captures all of Michael’s finest moments. Check out a few more of our faves after the jump. [Kors Metaphors]
