Child Protective Services Investigating Halle Berry & Gabriel Aubry After Thanksgiving Brawl

  • Child Protective Services will interview Halle Berry, her ex Gabriel Aubry, and her fiance Olivier Martinez after the Thanksgiving day brawl in Berry’s driveway that landed both men in the hospital. Berry and Aubry’s daughter Nahla did not witness the fight, sources say. But because the violence unfolded in Berry’s home, they all must now be investigated about a potential abusive situation. C’mon, grownups, it’s time to act like it. [Huffington Post]
  • Did Angus T. Jonas breach his “Two & A Half Men” contract by publicly trashing the show as anti-Christian “filth”? [Entertainment Weekly]

  • Drinking in Los Angeles versus drinking in NYC: a handy comparison chart. [Los Angeles Magazine]
  • Ben Savage and Danielle Fishell have officially joined the cast of “Girl Meets World,” the upcoming “Boy Meets World” spinoff. Oh, happy day! [TVLine]
  • Kim Zolciak says she’s quit “The Real Housewives of Atlanta” and Bravo confirms the December 2 episode will be her last. [People]
  • Lindsay Lohan’s crap reviews for Lifetime’s original masterpiece “Liz & Dick” is making her doubt her acting career. [Gawker]
  • In other LiLo news, Charlie Sheen allegedly gave Lohan a $100K check to help her pay her massive tax bill. [PopBytes]
  • Beyoncé will direct her own HBO “documentary” about her return to pop stardom after Blue Ivy’s birth. And she’ll probably win an Academy Award for it. Because, let’s face it, that’s how Beyoncé’s life goes. [ Vulture]
  • How to have a breakdown on the street — in style! [BlackBook Mag]
  • Sorry, nerds, season three of BBC’s “Sherlock” has been delayed until 2014. [The Mary Sue]
  • A play about the life of Amy Winehouse that was to be staged in Copenhagen has been cancelled at the behest of the Winehouse family. [Celebrity Cafe]
  • Mykayla Comstock, age 7, is Oregon’s youngest medical marijuana patient. [Huffington Post]

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