Perfect Beyonce Continues To Post Perfect Photos Of Herself Being Perfect On Her Perfect Blog

Amelia McDonell-Parry | November 22, 2012 - 9:00 am

Before you even ask, yes, if Beyonce were to take a shit and photograph the turd floating in the toilet and post it to her blog, I would also declare it perfect as well. I’m sure Beyonce’s poops are perfectly formed with just the right amount of firmness. I bet they smell like roses too. Ugh, I wish I could hate her but I can’t. See a few more shots after the jump…

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