Ke$ha Has A Bra Made Out Of Her Fans’ Teeth

  • And she has earrings, necklaces, and “a headress” to match, natch. [Female First UK]
  • Jon Bon Jovi has spoken out publicly for the first time about his 19-year-old daughter’s overdose from heroin last week. [iVillage]
  • The Queen of England thinks Kate Winslet is a national treasure … but asked her a dumb question about acting. [Socialiate Life]
  • Mayim Bialik from “The Big Bang Theory” (and “Blossom,” of course) is getting a divorce. [Kveller]

  • Amy Poehler’s son Archie wants to know what happened to Amy’s penis. So do I, actually. [BUT WHAT ABOUT ABEL?! — Editor] [Crushable]
  • Justin Bieber will not be charged with assaulting a paparazzo because investigators could find no evidence Biebs had kicked or punched him. [Celebuzz]
  • Hugh Grant posed for a photo with a random woman at a pub as she was breastfeeding her infant. He looked uncomfortable. [US Weekly]
  • Wondering why you can’t hold your alcohol as much as you could at, oh, your 21st birthday? This sad blog post explains why. [New York Times]
  • An apartment complex in Houston, Texas, allegedly posted a sign reading “We ask you to please contact the office immediately every time you see teenagers or adolescents of Afro-American race or any other suspicious people in the property.” For real?! [Madame Noire]
  • Lil Bub the Internet Cat has dropped his own single, because of course he has. [Spin]
  • Noooo! “Dirty Jobs” got cancelled! [ Vulture]
  • The 25 rules of the booty call. Twenty-five rules? That sounds complicated. [Em & Lo]

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