Jenny McCarthy Smooches Justin Bieber, Jokes About “Cougar Rape”

  • Jenny McCarthy made a joke about “cougar rape” on Twitter last night as she tweeted a pic of herself forcibly kissing Justin Bieber onstage at the American Music Awards. [Crushable]
  • New couple alert? Sean Penn, 52, is creeping on Florence + The Machine frontwoman Florence Welch, 26. Does no one his own age want to date him? [Daily Mail UK]
  • Sheldon Stephens, the 26-year-old model who accused Elmo voice actor Kevin Clash of having an underage sexual relationship with him, was reportedly paid $125,000 to settle. Clash has been on a leave of absence from “Sesame Street” since the accusations arose. [Uptown Magazine]
  • A recipe for pumpkin creme caramel and 29 other decadent pumpkin desserts for this upcoming Turkey Day. [Babble]

  • Stop what you’re doing and listen to Fiona Apple’s new song “Dull Tool,” which she wrote for the “This Is 40″ soundtrack. One of her best songs ever, no joke. [New Now Next]
  • Dispatches from an afternoon playing with Tyra Banks’ “smize yourself” app. []
  • Prince William and Kate Middleton are relocating from their countryside home to a palace in London, possibly indicating they’re going to do this “royal” thing full-time. [Celebitchy]
  • In a noble attempt to protect its citizens from the sight of wrinkly ballsacks, San Francisco is considering a ban on public nudity. [The Gloss]
  • At least six directors are publicly refusing to direct “Star Wars: Episode 7.” What gives, everyone? [The Week]
  • Kat Von D from “L.A.” Ink” and ex-boyfriend Deadmau5 are back on again, even after she trashed him over Twitter. Oh, Kat, Kat, Kat. [Stupid Celebrities]
  • The perfect Advent calendar for the alcoholics in your life: a whiskey-a-day calendar! [Neatorama]
  • Why Anne Hathaway is keeping her “Les Miserables” pixie cut. [Betty Confidential]

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