Ha HA! In the wake of The New York Times’ hilariously abysmal review of Guy Fieri’s new Times Square restaurant, the bleached blonde Food Network host — who puts something called “donkey sauce” on everything – almost “appeared” on “Saturday Night Live” this weekend. For some reason, the sketch never aired on the broadcast — did Fieri promise “SNL” producer Lorne Michaels unlimited Rockin’ Red Mojitos every time he dines at his American Kitchen & Bar in exchange for pulling it? Regardless, it’s online! Watch above.