You Are Cordially Invited To Liz Lemon’s Wedding

  • Liz Lemon on “30 Rock” is finally getting married! Aww, I’m a little sad she won’t be my Patron Saint Of Single Girls anymore. [Paste Magazine]
  • Oh no they didn’t: TSA officers searched Solange Knowles’ afro. [Clutch Magazine]
  • New couple alert, maybe? Supposedly “sparks” are “flying” between Scarlett Johansson and Leonardo DiCaprio, who are finally both single at the same time. [Celeb Dirty Laundry]
  • Andy Cohen apologized for calling the boy band One Direction “twinks.” [PopBytes]

  • Do you agree this Domino’s pizza ad is “rapey”? [The Gloss]
  • How “Mean Girls” explains the Petraeus scandal. (Email snooping was the “three- way calling” attack.) []
  • The hater’s guide to the Williams-Sonoma catalog. [Deadspin]
  • Lady Gaga gets spanked by strippers in a bathtub in her new music video for “Cake” … [Stupid Celebrities]
  • … and Shangela from “RuPaul’s Drag Race” and “Toddlers & Tiaras” has a new music video out, too! [NewNowNext]
  • Scholastic is reissuing the first 20 novels in The Babysitter’s Club as e-books. Sigh. I always wished I was a Stacey, but I was really more of a Mallory. [Guardian UK]
  • How excited am I for “House Of Cards,” the new political drama series starring Kevin Spacey coming to Netflix in February? [The Week]
  • Look at the crappy places celebs rented before they hit it big … although “crappy” is debatable. [Curbed]

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