Janeane Garofalo Was Married For 20 Years And Didn’t Know It!
“Rob [Cohen] and I got married, for real, which we had to have a notary dissolve not 30 minutes before we got here tonight. We were married for 20 years until this evening. We got married drunk in Vegas … We dated for a year, and we got married at a drive-through chapel in a cab. [We thought] you have to go down to the courthouse and sign papers and stuff, so who knew? We were married, and apparently now that [Rob] is getting married for real, his lawyer dug up something.”
— Janeane Garofalo tells the crowd at a New York Comedy Festival reunion for “The Ben Stiller Show” about how she’s a newly divorced woman, after discovering that her joke marriage to a writer on the show (Cohen) in Las Vegas 20 years ago turned out to be legit. Apparently, the key to making your marriage last two decades in Hollywood is just not knowing about it. Amazing. [Newser]