Scorpio (October 23-November 21): A lucky streak is starting and you are going to go on a wild ride that could lead you throughout the universe on the tail of a rainbow. Get your energy pumped and eyes set over the horizon, because no matter what you thought about the past, it will all make sense in a bigger and even more cosmic way this week.
Sagittarius (November 22-December 21): The turn of the screw is creaking; you know the pressure is intensifying. The choice to go forward or backward is on your plate, but either will be weird. Yes, life as you know it is changing and unless you update your brain to go with the flow, you’ll feel like you’re stuck in a time warp in whatever direction you turn.
Capricorn (December 22-January 19): Underneath your pristine facade, you know you’re easy. Know that it’s lovely to allow yourself to be free to accept pleasure simply. Don’t over-think too many of the offers that come to you now, because no matter what’s happening, the stroke to your ego will just be the tip of the iceberg that strikes this week.
Aquarius (January 20-February 19): If you have to take responsibility for anything that involves a group, be sure everyone knows it. Otherwise, you’ll get run over like road kill, as people around you will be filled to the brim with self-centeredness. If you don’t defend yourself or take ownership, no one else will. So, buck up and give it your best shot.
Pisces (February 20-March 20): An erotic adventure is going to come along and excuses that held you back before will cease to exist in an instant. Jump on the orgasmatron bandwagon, because a week like this doesn’t come often. Plus, to take full advantage of it will make you feel like a badass. Yes, slam-dunk this riveting lost-week into your memory bank!
Aries (March 21-April 19): Make demands at your job, with your family, with friends, your neighbors, your mailman — with everyone that you have contact, make your feelings known. This is the week to dole out advice like hotcakes to a hungry mass and get people to restructure themselves around you. After all, what good is having a whip, if you never use it?
Taurus (April 20-May 20): If you want to add some pizzazz back into your love life, it’s going to take more than just complaining to your friends about it. This week, there is a Fairy Godmother out there willing to grant you a magical wish, but if you don’t prove worthy of it by pushing along the process, it’ll be just another week to hope that daydreams are enough.
Gemini (May 21-June 20): Get ready to know who’s with you and who isn’t. Enemies will surface and it’ll shock you to discover where allegiances actually lie, as there’s a lot you don’t know about the people you associate with. However crazy the drama gets though, understand that you’re not crazy and whatever comes at you is deflectable, but only if you don’t underestimate your foe’s level of manipulation.
Cancer (June 21-July 22): Loosen your collar and jump into the unknown. Nothing teaches you who you really are like entering uncharted territories. Yes, time to redefine your sense of security, as it can be about holding your confidence safe, rather than the typical way to perceive it. If anything, what you know is probably always going to be there, so why not take that adventure?
Leo (July 23-August 22): Giving is special, but enough of that! This is your time to be selfish and call out those who are abusing your kindness. There is a time for compassion, but know you have gone above and beyond. Time to start tallying up scores to prove your point. But luckily, sometimes it only takes calling out someone and setting new boundaries to get them to behave.
Virgo (August 23-September 22): If you word your needs cleverly, you will let that other know what you want, but make them think it was their idea — which will mean a win and win for everyone. When it comes to gaining a sense of mental control over your life and those around you, this is your time to use that giant intellect of yours and prove you do know everything.
Libra (September 23-October 22): You’re going to have to fight for your right to party this week. Between the emotional issues people will be having around you, which will somehow seep into your psyche, and the delays in money dealings, you will feel completely uncentered. To keep balance, focus your sights on one day at a time. If you try to see anything bigger than that, it’ll only result in moving backwards.