Lindsay Lohan Cancels Barbara Walters Interview

  • Lindsay Lohan cancelled her interview with Barbara Walters, realizing she probably is only going to make things worse. After mama Dina Lohan’s crash-and-burn on Dr. Phil’s talk show, this is probably LiLo’s wisest move. [Evil Beet Gossip]
  • A “shocked” Mitt Romney had to “hastily” compose his concession speech. Um, was he not reading the same polls the rest of us were? [Newser]
  • … and here’s an interesting piece on Mitt Romney’s Secret Service detail in the run-up to the election and how they suddenly disappeared once he lost. It’s actually kinda sad! [GQ]
  • This chick went to a female masturbation class and lived to tell about it. []

  • Obviously the only reason Dakota Fanning would defend her friend Kristen Stewart in the press is because they are SECRET LESBIANS. [Crushable]
  • Oh. My. God. Reese Witherspoon’s newborn son is stupid cute. [Evil Beet Gossip]
  • On how the n-word was used on Twitter during Election Night. [Ebony]
  • Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston are supposedly fighting over which wedding George Clooney is allowed to attend. Calm down, everyone, there is puh-lent-y of the Cloonster to go around. [Celeb Dirty Laundry]
  • Kate Middleton cracked a joke! She has a sense of humor! [Celeb Dirty Laundry]
  • Anyone else stupidly excited  for “Jurassic Park 3D”? Grab your 3D glasses and check out the new trailer.  [The Mary Sue]
  • It’s been awhile since there’s been a nose job rumor: here’s Fantasia Barino from “American Idol” (uh, many cycles ago) denying she got plastic surgery. [Madame Noire]
  • Flavor Flav is not as dumb as you  might think (and other terrifying realizations on secretly-intelligent celebs). [Cracked]

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