Scorpio (October 23-November 21): You may have thought you lost power in making a situation go the way you want, but soon enough the universe is going to come back around and place something in your hands that will prove that what you wish isn’t as far fetched as everyone thinks. However, maybe it was the choice you were truly after, not the result.
Sagittarius (November 22-December 21): Thinking faster than you move has always been your blessing and curse. This week, the two will collide again into a farcical situation that has you seeing your closest relationships in a whole new way. Just keep your humility nearby, as you will have to pull it out to have circumstances turn out well.
Capricorn (December 22-January 19): Your manners are second to none compared to some of the people you associate with, so keep this in mind, as you’ll find scenarios playing out in a brute way. While you can’t do much to change this, the one things you can adjust is your sense of humor, because laughing your way through this week will prove to be the only positive outlet you will have.
Aquarius (January 20-February 19): You can believe that you can’t help who you fall in love with or not. Sure, some form of destiny is working for you, but you can’t negate free will. Know that there are all sorts of plotlines you can be in and none of them are more “right” than the others. So, while there is fate, consider that there is more than just one avenue of preordained options and all of them are valid.
Pisces (February 20-March 20): Laziness will bite you in the ass if you rest on your laurels after hearing encouraging news. The truth is that you can’t rely on anything that you don’t have in your hands. Of course, your instincts will still be strong, but even so, you need people to cooperate with you to see those goals through. While it’ll be a bit annoying to have to play cheerleader, know a little pep will go a long way.
Aries (March 21-April 19): Take a more passive approach to your relationship or love sitch this week; it’ll work in your favor. Your honey is not someone that can deal with reality now, so keep those snarky opinions to yourself and act supportive of whatever crazy scheme they’re going on about now, as no one will be the wiser. Think of this as your entertainment in an otherwise dull week.
Taurus (April 20-May 20): You can’t always win, but who cares? Use this down time to revamp what you want from your friends, family, career and love life. If you step back and see the entire picture, you will see that all does make sense and that you aren’t going to turn into your worse case scenario ever.
Gemini (May 21-June 20): Inquisitiveness is your thing and anyone who once loved you knows this. So, when so-and-so appears back on the scene spouting things that float your boat, throw them off at the pass by changing up your game. If they can keep up with your spontaneity then they can move to the next level. Otherwise, giving in too easily will have you regretting that someone a second chance.
Cancer (June 21-July 22): If your obligations are taking more than they are giving, stop! You deserve to have fun and unless you allow that for yourself first, no one else is going to make you. Search your soul, as the love you wish for and want is out there, but ignoring it for alternatives that keep you busy instead is obviously no longer going to cut it.
Leo (July 23-August 22): When it comes to love, don’t take anything too seriously. Have your fun, but know what it is. If you are going to put your brainpower towards something, put it back into your career. Brilliant opportunities are coming and one may even be of a long dead wish that comes back to life, saving you from throwing away your time into yet another sordid romance.
Virgo (August 23-September 22): Money is going to come and go in a dramatic way temporarily, but there is a simple solution to making it less draining. Save your cash by going on those weird dates that friends want to set you up on or go out with that someone that is constantly asking. You know it won’t be romance, but free drinks, dinner and easy conversation are nothing to scoff at.
Libra (September 23-October 22): Pay heed: you are heading into a period of extreme fickleness. What you love now may be what you hate later. Don’t make any spontaneous commitments, because you will regret them. Instead, leave the door open and allow yourself the freedom to call the shots when you wish. Besides, if others bail, then they were never that into it anyway.