For Graduates Of The World Wide Web

Show your pride for your alma mater. After four years at Internet University you may have no foreseeable job prospects, but that’s OK, in fact it’s no different than if you had attended one of the Ivy Leagues. Be proud that you know how to use Tumblr, Twitter, HootSuite, Instagram, Spotify, etcetera like a mofo. That you know how to search for cute animal video and Google images with your eyes closed. That you have an in-depth understanding of hashtags and memes and search engine optimization. That you have a personal blog. Good for you!  You worked hard at mastering the Internet. You deserve a T-shirt. [$30, Etsy]