Astrology 101: Things You Said To Your Parents

No matter how awesome our parents are, we’re bound to have some issues with them. Whether we hash them out in therapy or over cocktails with friends, certain complaints are going to come out again and again. And you know what? It’s possible your parent’s astrological sign has something to do with how and why you clashed with them. Which sign doesn’t give their kids a chance to speak to their mind? Which sign is super critical? And which sign thinks they’re always right? We’ve compiled a list of quotes expressing common complaints you’d have with your parent, depending on their zodiac sign. After the jump, look up your mom or dad’s sign and see if the corresponding quote is something you’ve said to them a hundred times…

Aries (March 21st-April 19th): “Why do you have to blow up at every little thing? Seriously, calm down.”

Taurus (April 20th-May 20th): “Have you ever heard of forgiveness? I feel like you never give me a second chance.”

Gemini (May 21sh-June 20th): “Could you ever just stop talking and listen for once?”

Cancer (June 21st-July 22nd): “It’s not fair that you always take out your bad moods on everyone else.”

Leo (July 23rd-August 22nd): “Why do you always have to make everything about you?”

Virgo (August 23rd-September 22nd): “I feel like you find a way to criticize everything I do.”

Libra (September 23rd-October 22nd): “Do you always have to point out the other side of things? Can’t you just be on my side?”

Scorpio (October 23rd-November 21st): “Whoa, chill out! Why do you have to make everything so serious and intense?”

Sagittarius (November 22nd-December 21st): “It feels like no matter what I do I can never meet your standards.”

Capricorn (December 22nd-January 19th): “Stop trying to control everything and everyone.”

Aquarius (January 20th-February 18th): “Just because you’re the parent doesn’t mean you’re always right.”

Pisces (February 19th-March 20th): “You’re so wishy-washy; I feel like I can never count on you.”