No, No, No: United Bamboo Goes The Full “Derelicte”

Do Not Want: Baja Hoodie

Stoner style for $400?! No thanks. Read More »

Do Not Want: Picnic Pants

Now you can eat potato salad off your crotch! Read More »

Do Not Want: Towel Skirt

Umm...that's totally a hand towel. Read More »

Do Not Want: Hair Thingy

Did a tropical bird just run into her head? Read More »

Sometimes you’re like, “Fashion, do you ever want to be taken seriously?” And Fashion is all, “Guh, no. I need to be true to my self.” And then Fashion turns up with this monstrosity, a goddamn paper bag jacket, straight out of Mugatu’s “Derelicte” collection. So, so, terrible, and only $480. [United Bamboo]