- Anderson Cooper’s daytime talk show “Anderson Live” has been cancelled after two klassy seasons of Honey Boo Boo, Meow the morbidly obese stray cat, and “Human Barbie Mom.” Poor guy. Now he’ll only have one show on TV bearing his name. [People]
- President Obama says he’s “not worried” about Hurricane Sandy’s effect on the election. But what about Halloween?!?! [Newser]
- How to find a hurricane boyfriend to snuggle with during the storm (and then heartlessly abandon once skies are blue again). [College Candy]
- Rihanna’s allegedly in the market for a boob job. [Evil Beet Gossip]
- Hurricane Horse man has been identified! His name is Jimmy Kruyne and he regrets not drawing a six-pack on his chest. [BuzzFeed]
- Take your mind off Hurricane Sandy and the election and focus on what’s really important — animals that love Nutella. [HyperVocal]
- Shonda Rhimes, the creator of “Grey’s Anatomy” and “Scandal,” is developing a sci-fi show about a young woman who discovers she’s an android made by the government. [The Mary Sue]
- Deryk the Abstinence Clown and other dumb ways we are trying to teach kids that sex is dangerous (instead of fun, which it is.) [TruTV]
- Catching up with comedienne Kristen Schaal, who recently made the big move to Hollywood. Did I tell y’all about the time I saw her goodbye show in NYC and Jon Hamm came out of the end of the set dressed like a giant apple? (Yes, I am bragging about the time I saw Jon Hamm in person.) [Splitsider]
- Geek chic: how to do the geeky look without looking like a “Revenge Of The Nerds” costume. [Styleist]
- Oopsies. Gay porn star Mike De Marko appeared in the crowd scenes of Taylor Swift’s music video “We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together.” [Queerty]
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