Lindsay Lohan Is Meteorologist Now

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / October 28, 2012

The East Coast is bracing for Hurricane Sandy to hit land, but Lindsay Lohan wants you big babies to quit harshing her mellow with your dramatics. It’s just a stupid hurricane! What’s the big deal, I mean really? Lindsay is so whatevs about the superstorm that she’s even refusing to call it by its proper name. Sally is a much more positive and peaceful name, don’t you think? [Twitter]