Well Played: Krysten Ritter Is Gorgeous In Green

Have you figured out by now that celebs are so in on the whole celebrity industrial complex? For instance, how could you even for a second believe that Krysten Ritter was just, like, out and about in this incredible green dress? Just, you know, heading to the CVS or getting some kombucha or whatever? She obviously wanted to get snapped by the paparazzi looking really fly. And it worked! She looks awesome, and she’s keeping her name and her TV show, “Don’t Trust The B— In Apt. 23,” in the news. Has anybody watched that show? How is it? I can’t get over the stupid name, but I hear Dawson Van Der Beek is on it playing himself, basically.