Simpson Family Statement Avoids Any Mention Of Papa Joe Maybe Being Gay

  • Jessica Simpson’s parents Joe Simpson and Tina Simpson have released a statement regarding their divorce filing, but it makes no mention of the rumors that Joe recently came out as gay to his family and has a 20-year-old boyfriend. “It is an amicable split and there is no third party involved,” says the statement. “Any other related allegations are completely false. The family appreciates your respect for their privacy at this time.” Personally I don’t care one way or the other if Joe Simpson is gay … but I do wonder what Papa Joe used to preach about homosexuality back when he was a Baptist preacher. [People]
  • Chris Brown’s ex-girlfriend Karrueche Tran is allegedly pregnant, according to the not-very-reliable Media Take Out. [Media Take Out]
  • Nude pics of Justin Bieber’s dad Jeremey Bieber are being shopped around. This had better not be another Bieber nude pic PR stunt, jerks. Show us some Bieber peen or go away! [PopCrush]
  • Have you seen this adorable little boy photobombing an Obama photo op with a sweet kiss? It’s the cutest. [Socialite Life]
  • I’m already head over heels in love with these cut, lower-priced clothes from Kate Spade’s Saturday line. [SheFinds]
  • How to deal when you use a vibrator so frequently that you can’t climax with a partner anymore. [Em & Lo]
  • How to style a chic chignon in your hair … or do beachy waves in under 10 minutes. [Betty Confidential, A New Mode]
  • The presidential debate imagined as an “X Factor” audition. [Celebuzz]
  • Meet the “Evil Baby Glare-Off” contestants and champion. [The FW]
  • The 25 worst passwords of 2012. (Are people seriously still using 123456 as a password? Really?) [The Week]
  • Alec Baldwin’s stalker is being predictably stalker-ish. [Celebrity Cafe]

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