Eva Longoria And Mark Sanchez Split

Jessica Wakeman / October 23, 2012
  • Sadly, Eva Longoria and Mark Sanchez will not be producing any ridiculously attractive children, as they are no longer doing that thing that results in babies. [US Weekly]
  • Everything you need to know about the Apple iPad Mini, which, of course, is going to cost you some green. [The Week]
  • Speaking of gadgets … your smartphone is really disgusting and could give you pinkeye or diarrhea. Surprise! [Newser]
  • Squee! Look at baby Harper Beckham is in her darling little hooded cape! [Socialite Life]
  • Is Fran Lebowitz getting her own talk show? Be still my heart. [WWD]
  • Transgender model Jenna Talackova is petitioning the World Health Organization to stop classifying being transgender as a mental disorder. [Think Progress]
  • How to make a 2012 meme Halloween costume — Tanorexic Mom, perhaps, or maybe Ridiculously Photogenic Guy? [The FW]
  • Stacy Keibler, AKA The Cloonster’s girlfriend, says marriage and kids “are not on my radar at all.” [Celebrity Cafe]
  • Chavril alert: Avril Lavigine is going to cover a Nickelback song for an anime movie. [PopCrush]
  • Six unintentionally hilarious moments from famous scary movies. [Cracked]
  • You know you want to watch a video entitled “Drunk Jeff Goldblum.” [Kottke]
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