Honey Boo Boo Dines At Villa Blanca, Visits The Sprinkle’s Cupcake ATM, Makes Me Jealous

I’ve been following Honey Boo Boo’s delightful, Los Angeles publicity blitz this week. The highlight for me, besides the “Merock” Obama endorsement, was this “Inside Edition” clip where Alana and Mama June dined at Villa Blanca (the restaurant owned by Lisa Vanderpump of “The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills”) and then visited the Sprinkles cupcake ATM. “Cupcakes in an ATM Machine, Mama!” Alana screamed. My thoughts exactly! You don’t see this in the clip, but at some point she stuck her head inside the cupcake ATM. She’s my spirit animal. Yes, she is.

Dammit! Why wasn’t I invited? I have modest hopes and dreams for my life: to go to the cupcake ATM, preferably with someone who likes cupcakes as much as me (ahem, Honey Boo Boo) and to be a guest judge on “RuPaul’s Drag Race.” How do I make these things happen? [LAist]