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Your Friskyscopes For The Week Of October 15-21, 2012

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Libra (September 23-October 22): Don’t ignore the obvious, no matter how sweet you want that someone or something to really be. Facts don’t lie. Just own up to it now, as the price to pay only disrupts others and you’re already in the red in terms of karma coming to save your ass from your current turmoil. So, message of the week: Reboot! Reboot!

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Scorpio (October 23-November 21): What you feel will happen and what ends up happening sometimes is so uncannily accurate you should open up a psychic hotline — but this time around, don’t take all the credit, as what will be happening this week is likely what everyone has told you already, 1,000 times over. It won’t take a genius to see the cause and effect of what goes down and then up, or up and then down.

Sagittarius (November 22-December 21): Parties are only going to be as good as the company you’re in, as you have the power to make something fabulous, even when it’s not. Don’t let your environment shape you. Instead, take control and make it what you want. There is no reason for passivity in your social life now, because being a wallflower will only keep you down for a longer time than necessary.

Capricorn (December 22-January 19): You don’t have to make excuses for your fortunes. You get what you deserve and if people aren’t with it, and think that they’re entitled to easily get what you’ve worked for, then confront them head-on. The top doesn’t have to be a lonely place, but it can be a lot less of a bitchier one if you see all your options this week.

Aquarius (January 20-February 19): Who cares what you truly understand in each other. This week, love isn’t about what you can give, but what you can get. Enough of your selfless act, thinking that love always has to be so nice. If it were, there would not be so many tragic love stories. Take a lot, give a little, as it’s the push and pull this week that will tug at your heartstrings.

Pisces (February 20-March 20): Good news that comes to you will be causing quite a little ruckus among certain people close to you, in the form of jealous and passive aggressive sore losers. So, despite all the personal drama acting out on, do remember to celebrate for you, even if it just with you. At the very least, it’ll be true.

Aries (March 21-April 19): It’s never pretty when your baby denies you of your bad habits, as your daddy issues are not for them to sort through —though they seem to want to push those buttons for their own entertainment. Too bad for them; this is one of those weeks where they’ll regret getting into it with you, as you’ll likely flatten them like a pancake

Taurus (April 20-May 20): There is only so much you can do to make life run smoothly now. Instead, sit back and chill out. Let everyone else serve you and you just be the pretty one. Pamper yourself and live the life, as there is no other reason to exist now without luxury treatments to carry you along. Next week might not be this way, so get it while you can and lavish yourself.

10 Ways To Live The Taurus Lifestyle

Gemini (May 21-June 20): Give it your all; love won’t fail you now. Even if your exchanges aren’t so deep, it won’t matter, as this will be a week of indulging in passionate eye candy. No matter what you get involved with now, it’ll be lovely and just hit the spot. Just don’t get ahead of yourself, because pacing will be what matters in how it’ll all plays out.

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Cancer (June 21-July 22): Fight the madness and just get on the pony and ride. It doesn’t matter how many times you fall, because it’s not about mastering this journey, but just moving along with it, as it happens. There are going to be bumps along the way, so you can’t get too discouraged. In the end, all this drama will seem worth it, as it sets the stage for a grand finale that will thrill the masses.

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Leo (July 23-August 22): There are always options for you to choose from, but that doesn’t mean the right one will be in the mix. Not all right answers are so obvious now, as it’s a matter of playing all the choices and seeing which one suits your life more. No, not the most passionate, but who says passion is most important? This time around, it will bring it to a head in its own time.

10 Ways To Live The Leo Lifestyle

Virgo (August 23- September 22): The debates you get into this week are going to be completely subjective, but somehow you will want to get into it with your significant other. Seems a lot of pent up feelings will come out in the most uncalled for times, but such is life. Besides, if you could control how you feel and when you will explode, life would be too predictable.

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